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New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Hello There. I am Erin. I am a person. 20. This is a place for inspiration and friends. Part R.E.M. Part Film Part Thoughts Part Art. ;]
- me: why am i so funny
- me: i don't know
- me: *laughs*
- me: *sighs*
- Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
- Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
- Uterus: ...happened to it.
- Mom: You're trying to keep it on the down low! I know how all the kids talk! Today I told your brother he was the shizz!
- Me: David Bowie could sleep with any woman in the world.
- Jack: You mean any person in the world.
- Me: That's true, I don't think anyone could turn down David Bowie's sexual advances.
- Micah: What is that one R.E.M. song with all those weird lyrics?
- Me: You just described every R.E.M. song.
- *Watching Batman Begins*
- Mom: Is he Batman or Dracula?
- Me: Batman
- Mom: Looks like Nosferatu with those teeth.
- Me:
- Mom: NOSFERATU
- Dad: Oh shut up Linda Shithead!
- Mom: So what do you want for your birthday?
- Me: Oh, I don't know...
- Mom: I cannot get you Michael Stipe! I could try.
- Me: Oh my gosh.
- Mom: I could get you an apartment in Athens, Georgia, so you can CREEP!
