garymothafuckingoak:

What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?


“I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous, and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.”

“I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous, and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.”

You don’t owe these people anymore. You’ve given them everything.


*Watching Batman Begins*
Mom: Is he Batman or Dracula?
Me: Batman
Mom: Looks like Nosferatu with those teeth.
Me:
Mom: NOSFERATU